{"id":4667,"date":"2025-06-10T19:42:37","date_gmt":"2025-06-10T19:42:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davesali.wordpress.com\/?p=4667"},"modified":"2025-06-10T19:42:37","modified_gmt":"2025-06-10T19:42:37","slug":"a-bad-knock-knock-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedali.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/10\/a-bad-knock-knock-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"A bad knock knock joke"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Psalm 121:5 KJV \u2014 The LORD is thy keeper: the LORD is thy shade upon thy right hand.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Knock knock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Who&#8217;s there?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You win, I lose, boo hoo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>You win, I lose, boo hoo who?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No need to cry. It&#8217;s just God&#8217;s on my side, that&#8217;s all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Psalm 121:5 KJV \u2014 The LORD is thy keeper: the LORD is thy shade upon thy right hand. Knock knock. Who&#8217;s there? You win, I lose, boo hoo. You win, I lose, boo hoo who? No need to cry. It&#8217;s just God&#8217;s on my side, that&#8217;s all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedali.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedali.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedali.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedali.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedali.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4667"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/savedali.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5899,"href":"https:\/\/savedali.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4667\/revisions\/5899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedali.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedali.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedali.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}